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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:27
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
What is it like to wear a kilt?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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